"Crazy talk! Crazy talk! Change the subject!" -- Arthur, The Tick
Fans of the short-lived, live-action version of The Tick will remember that line above, delivered frantically by the Tick's sidekick, Arthur.
Someone should have thought to offer that advice to my former boss. Last August I posted about the Nerd Clan's pilgrimage to the Twin Cities and what part the company I worked for played in that. The post was prompted by a Star Tribune article, outlining the CEO and his dash from the law due to tax evasion.
After 14 months as a fugitive, authorities caught up with him on November 1, 2007 in Orlando, FL. I guess Mickey Mouse is a draw for tax evading religious zealots. Anywho, he's back in the Twin Cities, on trial, providing his own defense. But if he wasn't in enough trouble already, check out this article from the Star Tribune on Monday. Apparently, even from his jail cell, he's still having chats with God. It seems that God isn't too fond of the judge assigned to his trial. Allegedly, he told his common law wife, "God ... wants me to take the judge out, that's what he wants me to do," and "Once I take down Ann Montgomery, no judge in the whole court will have anything to do with me."
Good job. Nicely done! If you're going to make secret plans to get rid of a judge, the perfect means of communications is to do it through RECORDED PHONE CALLS FROM JAIL to result in the arrest of your accomplices. Very sneaky!
Yes. I'll watch this trial over the next two weeks with great interest.
6 comments:
This dude's a shoe-in for the 2008 Darwin award.
We can only hope. :-)
His son, Theodore Beale, is the hate-mongering right-wing fucktard known online as Vox Day, well-known and respected by readers of WorldNutDaily and other such rags for his long screeds on the across-the-board inferiority of women and how evolution is unscientific. A real prince, that one...
Saveau,
Yeah. I've some of Theodore's stuff. It's only fitting that we call him a prince, since his dad clearly believes he's "king of the world" (he'll leave heaven to Jesus).
I used to work in the sales department with the other Beale son who's now running the place. National holidays must be gas at their house.
Gee, I guess his Holy Handgranade didn't come with a silencer option...
Dracut -
Yes! Perfect!
Or perhaps he did lobbest the Holy Hand Grenade before proceeding to the number THREE!?
GG
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