On Thin Ice

I'm having one of those distracted-by-bright-and-shiney-objects kind of days. Work has been a bit of bitch goddess lately, demanding far more of my brain-share than I can offer her. Eventually something breaks down. For me, this comes in the form of "Ooooo - look over THERE!"

Today I got an email through the Star Tribune, promoting the latest Disney on Ice production. Does this strike you as funny as it struck me?



Yes, folks... dancing tropical fish ON ICE!

Child: "Mommy? Why isn't Nemo moving any more?"
Mom: "Remember those fish that Daddy brought back from the lake? The ones in our freezer?"
Child: "Yeah?"
Mom: "Well... let's just say he'll go really well with coleslaw."